A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
by XXXrolland September 20, 2016

by Tomsanfranman October 18, 2008

Crusty Poo is when you do not wipe your bum properly and over time the poo becomes hard and crusty! Sometimes when you go and wipe your bum the crusty Poo will rip the skin in your bum off
by Chris2603 November 11, 2016

The best place to get canned coochie in the sea! Get it pickled or deviled, or bvb get a good ol diet cannaed coochie. Now with the release of "Canned coochoe 2" there is now three now flavors! "Stepsister", "Cheatin mama", and "cherry"! (Uncle al yt inc isnt responsible for any injury or sex assault)
"Lets head outta here and go to the crusty cooch for a quick munch. After that let's fuck in the bathrooms." -Natt Peterson
by Пепси человек January 12, 2021

Those little ankle biters with the shit lips and ugly ass teeth. The owners call it a dog. It's usually named Coco or Princess or some shit.
by Lazcus September 6, 2021

Originated around march 13, 2011, a crusty pocket is the spiteful act of ejaculating into the pocket of an article of clothing that belongs to someone other than yourself. when the owner of this article of clothing sticks their hand in their pocket, they should find a custy, crusty suprise.
Dude, I just let off a huge load in Max's pocket, he is going to be so pissed when he sticks his hand in their only to discover he has received a crusty pocket!
by sneak fucker July 1, 2011

by donb2 April 22, 2012
