A lover of the web series Critical Role. Often heard asking "Is it Thursday yet?" or "How would you like to do this?". Best greeted by saying"Bidet".
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Oh wow! Making things worse by the criteria is unacceptable!? I guess I was RIGHT... AGAIN! How can one man BE so right?
Hym "Making things worse by the criteria is 'unacceptable' he says. I guess Taylor is right. She is the problem."
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Me and the critters were haunting the playground the other. We scared the heebiejeebies out the little wankers fucking down there.
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girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"
In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
girl no.1: "what is what"
guy: "that drawing! the little guy with eyes and shoes so big!"
girl no. 2 sprints up to girl no. 1 and guy
girl no. 2:" You seriously don't know what that is? Is your brain so hollow you fail to comprehend the existence of such a simple, yet complex, creature!? You disgust me. You should be ashamed to ever show your face in public again! Whenever you walk outside, looking at the blue sky and beautiful clouds, thinking of the lovely day ahead, I hope you are reminded that you never deserved that peaceful moment for the absolute horrid thing that you will never get away from. I hope, no, I know that you will feel like John Mayer on July 7, 2023 when you do such as ponder about the world beyond the cave full of rats and appalling smells you live in. You should be ashamed for not recognizing the delightful image girl no. 1 drew so carefully on the canvas in front of you."
guy pauses, thinking of a way to react. it doesn't matter, girl no. 1 speaks up.
girl no. 1 "that was hot"
In the end, girl no. 1 and girl no. 2 married each other just a few days after the incident. Their wedding cake was shaped as none-other than critter himself. We don't know what happened to guy. But, we don't really care.
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