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Crypto Twitter

Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.
I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.
by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023
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Spicy cristofoli

When you bang two crack dealers in one night
Person 1: did you hear what "name" did last night?!
Person 2: ya I think she did the spicy cristofoli

Person 1: wowzers
by El Chapo junior October 4, 2016
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mannaggia i sandali di cristo

blaspheme expression used in moments of intense anger and wraith against god, it is used frequently when something of very important goes wrong or something bad happened.
"mannaggia i sandali di cristo, mi hanno tamponato! " "mannaggia i sandali di cristo mi hanno licenziato!"
by SOAPBONNY June 1, 2017
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Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks)

There are many different continuation and reversal patterns to look out for when reading the stock charts. The electric chair pattern was best demonstrated on Saturday May 8th at 11:25pm and at 11:45pm est, when Dogecoin had a slow rise to .70 and sharp mass sell-off to .63, and disillusioned and irrational buyers kept buying the joke meme coin raising it back to .65, causing a chart pattern that mirrored the electric chair on the candle chart. The electric chair pattern subsequently repeated into May 9th at 12:14am, when the same event caused the joke coin to drop to .47. Not to be confused with the Double Death Slide pattern, demonstrated when failing brick and mortar company gamestop (GME) went from $347, then to $193, then back to $325 before sharply dropping to $90 between January 27th and February 2nd.
Electric Chair Pattern (Doge/Crypto/Stocks): MAJOR WOW! Did you see how dogecoin incels zoomers got owned during SNL when Elon Musk lowkey clowned them, and smart people sold all their dogecoin? It was a text book electric chair pattern, because they got executed!
by Nelson says Ha Ha! May 9, 2021
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craptor

Worldwide known techno DJ that makes the crappiest mixes in human history.
DJ craptor vs Shakira feat Mr. Denethor
by Ivana_bg August 15, 2007
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Craptor

A combination of a cougar and the dinosaur known as a raptor, it is known for its big ass toe claws and its signature growl/cackle. It often preys on unsuspecting tourists.
Guy 1: Ohmygod!
Guy 2: What?!
Guy 1: There's a damn craptor after me!
by jaster11111 June 13, 2010
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craptop

n. When one takes a shit while their laptop is on their lap
I was eating the turkey meatloaf at the DLG and really needed to take a dump so I took a craptop and got some homework done.
by M-Epstein February 25, 2010
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