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Triple cripple

A person with only one arm and no legs.
Person 1: Hey did you see James?
Person 2: The triple cripple?
Person 1: Yeah him.
by Lexa.c February 26, 2022
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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body
Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean
by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022
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Cripple Crush

The act of a big bitch riding a guy who's legs have been paralyzed.
Wheelchair guy: Hey Peter, Jenny's big ass gave me a cripple crush last night
by StevenJobs420 October 27, 2023
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cripple

what a cripple
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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Karma doesn't cripple

The phrase is an expression used to tell someone to think of an appropriate karma instead of acting off of revenge or revengeful feelings. This was used in mid 2022 as a rebellious act against Roblox's Dinosaur Simulator scammers as to tell the community to humble them and not wipe them completely of their value, as it could've been a dangerous thing to do or promote as much as many users wanted to.
"Have you heard of our friend lately?"
"He recently got wiped of his valuables for taking another's account."
"Be sure to tell them karma doesn't cripple."
by bermudaz June 27, 2022
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Cripple Stumpskin

Having sex with a one legged parapalegic
Last night Mike caught Todd doing a cripple stumpskin with that weird chick on the short bus.
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017
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