Cripple Carl

A crippled person who is extremely ripped and tough

Mary: Jim has really big arms and sweet abs!!
Joe: I know and he's cripple he is a total Cripple Carl!!

by SchwiftySardonyx April 17, 2017

cashpoint cripple

An able-bodied person who uses a disabled parking spot that is unoccupied close to a ATM ( called a 'Cashpoint' in Britian )

I was grabbing some cash but was stuck behind some Cashpoint Cripple that parked in the handicap spot and ran in front of me....

by WCMCM April 25, 2008

Phi Zappa Crappa

This was the "anti-Frat" fraternity in the early 70's, membership consisted of owning a poster of Frank Zappa sitting on a commode smoking a joint

"Our fraternity - Phi Zappa Crappa - required no dues, had no house, enforced no rules, and was a loose knit group. We were united in the anti-Fraternity movement."

by T~Bear January 14, 2009

crippla

better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is.

"i got tore up at Matts house smokin da crippla" .. DOUG

by Jessi April 20, 2005

cripple

Cream soda mixxed with Ripple.

I like to mix cream soda and ripple. I call it a cripple.

by Yo Mama's Nuts April 17, 2006

cripping

The act of committing illegal acts. e.g. robbery.

All them kids went out cripping and ended up stealing some car radios.

by Vintersorg February 13, 2005

Crippling Empathy

I psychological condition where a person's empathy overrides their critical judgment. The most severe strains of this disease are seen in radical vegans, & environmentalists.

"Gaia weeps when you cut down a tree and it's murder when you eat anything that has a mother."
"Wow, that's the worst case of Crippling Empathy I've seen in a while."

by Wood Dragon 2 October 23, 2008