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How does Brad spend 3 hours at Lifetime Fitness everyday and drive a 5 series BMW? He’s a polo collar criminal bro…
by JG500 August 27, 2022
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by santgozpt April 12, 2018
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by Colin12 June 14, 2022
Get the Cum Criminal mug.And once again you miss the point and/or are not taking things to their logical conclusion... But fret not! I AM HERE!!!
Hym "For one, it isn't just YOU choosing where you spend YOUR money. It's YOU instructing YOUR FOLLOWERS as to where THEY should spend THEIR money. So, now, instead of being ruled by purple haired trannies from the bottom up, we're being ruled by retarded youtube dwarves from the bottom up. For all you know, you're galvanizing people who would have been (otherwise) ambivalent. And as far as logical conclusions are concerned, the war against transgenderism inevitably ends with imprisonment. You've already spoken about criminalizing the doctors and your justification for involving yourself in how OTHER PEOPLE raise their kids is predicated on the fact that you consider what they are doing abuse. So... The inevitable conclusion must be the doctors going to prison, the parents having their kids taken away or going to prison. Even if you prevent THOSE parents (and not the YOU parents) from preforming the body modification, the parents may still allow the kids to DRESS as the opposite gender. So, if they let them DRESS as the opposite gender are you going to lock the parents up? You don't want it around you kids, so, what happens when THAT trans kid is at school with your kids?
Hym "For one, it isn't just YOU choosing where you spend YOUR money. It's YOU instructing YOUR FOLLOWERS as to where THEY should spend THEIR money. So, now, instead of being ruled by purple haired trannies from the bottom up, we're being ruled by retarded youtube dwarves from the bottom up. For all you know, you're galvanizing people who would have been (otherwise) ambivalent. And as far as logical conclusions are concerned, the war against transgenderism inevitably ends with imprisonment. You've already spoken about criminalizing the doctors and your justification for involving yourself in how OTHER PEOPLE raise their kids is predicated on the fact that you consider what they are doing abuse. So... The inevitable conclusion must be the doctors going to prison, the parents having their kids taken away or going to prison. Even if you prevent THOSE parents (and not the YOU parents) from preforming the body modification, the parents may still allow the kids to DRESS as the opposite gender. So, if they let them DRESS as the opposite gender are you going to lock the parents up? You don't want it around you kids, so, what happens when THAT trans kid is at school with your kids?
You've legislated what the teachers are allowed to say, so what happens when the kids start talking to the other kids about what they believe to be true? Start punishing the kids? YOUR kids bully THEIR kids until THEIR kids either live in accordance with your will or kill themselves OR murder your children? I mean, if the parents can believe whatever they want and teacher their kids whatever they want and they aren't modifying their kids with hormones and surgery, what recourse do you have when it comes to their kids parroting the things they are taught by their parents? Or are you conflating the entire ideology with abuse? If that's the case then how are you not just dictating how other people raise their kids? What ideologies am I not allowed to teach my kids under punishment of law? Am I not allowed to teach my kids Marxism? It's no less authoritarian in it's implementation than when the woke does it. How far down the chain of culpability are you willing to criminalize things?"
by Hym Iam April 15, 2023
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The president, playing schrodinger's criminal, said voters could send a mail ballot and then try to vote in-person to see if the mail ballot was tabulated.
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