fertile crescent

A vagina, usually a peach that is unfortunately baby prone.

Nine months ago I planted my schlong in Rachel's fertile crescent, and now with child support I'll be paying for it over the next 18 years.

by Goody1 December 12, 2007

Cres

Someone who has no choice but to serve as a trashman for the rest of their lives. There is no known way of escaping this planned out future.

Dude you smell like a Cres

by A Trashman January 30, 2008

Cress

A word that can replace any other in a film title for the purpose of an hilarious game.

Friend 1: How about, 'The Ipcress File'?

Friend 2: Nah man, that's real; how about, 'A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Cress Warriors'?

by Cress Warrior August 22, 2011

Creshendo

when a man's penis is hard and he is ejackulating sperm

Holy Shit, look at that guys creshendo!

by Matt November 22, 2003

start crees

big loser with big hair and is a towine wannebie

init mate
shit it (poo it)

by luke grinstead May 13, 2003

Creese

One who plays World of Warcraft all day long even when life or death situations are at hand.

Stop being a creese, the house is on fire!

by Troy MacLamar December 15, 2008

CORIESQUE

1: of or relating to Cori Alexis Martinez (Kagawa) 2: a mix of Japanese and Mexican heritage 3: characterized by high energy 4: Ditzy; Some people may consider the character of Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors very coriesque. 5: loves to sing 6: loves to listen to musical theatre soundtracks in spare time 7: sings soprano/mezzo-soprano in choral pieces; The solo in the a capella version of Bohemian Rhapsody has a very coriesque feel to it. 8: dramatic and passionate; The new play was being hailed as the latest coriesque sensation. 9: night blind
Synonyms: dreamy; ditzy; Japanese; Mexican; singer; dancer; actress; energetic; random; klutzy; helpful
Antonyms: tone deaf; no rhythm; complacent; rude; dispassionate; boring; bass; perfect eye sight
Entomology: a Japanese/Mexican female born to Pioquinto Martinez and Betti Kagawa on the fourth of September 1991 at Torrance Memorial Medical Center.
References: A mix of the energy and craziness of Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds) and the sarcasm and wit of Ziva David (NCIS). Both shows are CBS television shows.
A mix of the energy and personality of Alice Cullen and the lack of coordination of Bella Swan(pre-change) (Both characters in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyers)

Some people may consider the character of Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors very coriesque.

by bellaluna1991 March 4, 2009