creamy yarmulke

When a man masturbates in the shower and shoots cum up over his head and it lands on his bald spot, while singing Hava Nagila That is a creamy yarmulke.

Chaim couldn't get laid at the Bar Mitzvah, so he went home and gave himself a creamy yarmulke.

by Nordicwolf March 2, 2014

creamy steamies

when youre sick, and you poop, and its not quite solid, but more like soft serve.

"dude, i have a wicked bad case of the creamy steamies."

by emo_pinata December 18, 2008

Creamy Castillo

When you use your rhinoceros bull cock to whip heavy cream inside of someones asshole while having anal intercourse and fingering a pussy using expired strawberry apple sauce in the transgender locker room.

David WTF... My girlfriend told me about the creamy castillo you gave her yesterday during the rodeo in the locker room!

by Lil Swasti October 11, 2023

Creamy Halo

An act in which the recipient takes a thick bead of Male ejaculate (evenly distributed, of course) across the forehead in a haloesque fashion.

The homies Carlos and Damian rock bangs, out of necessity, to conceal any evidence being Creamy Haloed.

by TheTrueOger68! December 17, 2020

Creamy Bue

A Bong of weed that is looking whiter than ever.

I can't wait for a Creamy Bue after my Grandmas birthday party

by Good / Nice September 12, 2016

Creamy Wonton

An especially thick cream filled gash with elaborately mangly labia resembling a wonton or a flower that got hit with a weed wacker.

Liz garrett has one creamy wonton

by toot together March 31, 2009

Creamy Sandos

Surfer dude slang version of "ice cream sandwiches".

Surfer 1: "Hey, brah. What you want from the store?"

Surfer 2: "I'm craving some creamy sandos, dude."

by MCRainbowSupernova8196 April 7, 2022