crayon

The morning after a long night of drinking and associated bar food consumption, the inevitable happens. In the toilet it lays.. up to 10 inches long and at a consistency that when flushed makes its mark in the bowl in a swirly fashion. Usually these are a shade of gravy brown but can also be hot wing Orange to Whiskey sour Yellow.

Uhhh.. See your local bar restroom. Find crayon.

by Bennnn December 13, 2007

crayonasaurous rex

crayon and dinosaur transformed together.

wow look at that! that is one true crayonasaurous rex!

by hahablah July 3, 2011

crayon

a gay person

dude, that guy is so gay! what a crayon

by hsfhksjdf February 23, 2009

Purple Crayon

The insertation of a sexual instrument, preferably purple and of a crayon nature, into one's anal orafice, along with a wet wipe (optional)

I used that purple crayon well last night. I did it eleven times and reached climax four times.

by Morthsaal May 16, 2016

crayon-eating parrot

A psycho that you hate, or a person that bugs you all the time. You call them a crayon-eating parrot because they are weird and they even LOOK LIKE A PARROT!

Imagine you are out on a field or tarmac and, suddenly, someone hits you in the face with a dodgeball and they say, "watch out kid. you had it coming." You would say, "oh my gosh. what a crayon-eating parrot! geez!"

by Alexia-Marie December 25, 2008

crayon

The state of a cigarette that is being smoked too quickly.

"Dude, slow down. You're getting a crayon there."
"Yeah, man. Wanna draw me a picture with that crayon?"

by Marcelle September 14, 2007

eat a crayon photography

a rad photography site started by Rachel Ramos in 2007!

eat a crayon photography
myspace.com/eatacrayon

by rayyychell March 14, 2009