A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.
by General Fire November 12, 2012
Get the Lidl Crayonmug. A delicious snack used by the kindest humans on earth (children) and the scariest people on earth (the marines). Sometimes used for coloring, but colored pencils are better for coloring (not eating).
by Michigan man 9000 May 14, 2024
Get the Crayonmug. 
by ARMYMONBEBEAHGASE May 6, 2018
Get the Crayonmug. a fanfiction depicting dan howell and phil lester shoving melted crayons up their rectums.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
please don't read, im scarred for life.
by jessinof July 22, 2017
Get the the crayon ficmug. Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!
Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!
by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010
Get the dousche-crayonmug. a term of untold status, fame and good luck bestowed upon an individual once initiated into the crayon cult by owning a Crayon Cult NFT PFP and eating / melting a crayon. For folks who want to identify as a crayon use the pronouns "cray/on"
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
( crayons ) - used to announce more than one individual member of the crayon cult
( a pack of crayons ) - used to describe more than 5 members of the crayon cult
example 1 : wow that crayon really looks cool
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
example 2 : that pack of crayons looks like a cult
example 3 : Crayons! gather around the fire
example 4 : those crayons are good at everything
example 5 : that crayon just joined that pack of crayons
by gregmars@thecrayoncult July 22, 2025
Get the Crayonmug.