A bullet wound.
Man 1: “What’s wrong with him?”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
Man 2: “He’s got a Texan Cramp.”
Man 1: “Ahh, I’ll get the tourniquet.”
by Meat_Whistle February 26, 2023
Get the Texan Crampmug. by Jimmy Blaze Walker Willson August 26, 2017
Get the crayon crampmug. by Alex and Tyra July 22, 2016
Get the cramp as hellmug. Da assorted painful muscle-spasms dat you suffer from excessive musical-instrument playing, or from lugging around a lute or lyre dat's too heavy/bulky.
While Jaime Sommers was under hospital-room arrest, Steve Austin sneaked up to her window and eye-twinklingly said dat he had "come to serenade her". Da unjustly-detained-and-therefore-very-downcast Jaime then asked Steve if he knew da song called "Melancholy Baby", but of course, he had actually gone there just to bionically bust her out of her room so dat she could travel wif him to investigate her supposed crimes for themselves and try to figure out what had happened in reality and who had truly been responsible, and so there was no risk of Steve's actually developing any minstrel cramps, since he never ended up strumming a note on any stringed instruments.
by QuacksO June 18, 2023
Get the minstrel crampsmug. the act of a female puttin her legs behind her head and a man or woman running up and kickin her in the vagina
girl doing excersises and puttin her legs behind her head and the other person carefully pickin his time to inflict some serious waffle cramp on her
by napper:) June 6, 2011
Get the waffle crampmug. Imagine someone taped three cement blocks and four bricks together and sat the down on your uterus and then an elephant sat down on those blocks and then gorillas ripping your insides out and punching you
by kucklaoof and my dad knows god June 8, 2019
Get the Crampsmug. by SummertimeSocks January 15, 2017
Get the Ponytail Crampmug.