bourbon creamer

Massive Cock

Sheesh! Alex has a bourbon creamer!

by JakkyPal May 16, 2022

GRETNA CREAMER

WHEN YOU NUT IN A MILK CARTON THEN BUST IT SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN SHOT SO YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A LOUD CUMSHOT

i JUST PULLED A GRETNA CREAMER

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Crater face

Someone who has scars covering their face caused by past acne.

When people refuse to practice good hygiene and scratch at acne they become a crater face.

by Ash Trey :D April 10, 2009

Bavarian creamer

When (preferably) a woman gives you hand job/blow job using a Bavarian cream doughnut. A varation of this involves her licking it all up or eating the doughnut while performing the above mentioned. Not to be confused with a Boston creamer.

I would love that chic to give me a Bavarian creamer.

by redleader2569 November 7, 2010

anal crater

A crater that forms in one's anus, usually from sticking foreign objects inside of it.

Can you believe the anal crater that Marty got from the bottle that Kirk inserted into him? It's got to be over 3 feet in diameter!

by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008

creamer

A person who sucks up to people alot...

A creamer is someone who may as well apply cream to someones ass, cos they wanna get something in return. Or wants to get into someones good books...it seems like they would do just about anything to get in there.

He makes me sick, he's such a creamer!

Or...
Why don't you just cream her ass pal, you do everything else!!

by Nixx April 19, 2006

creamer

5 parts vodka/roman coffee
4 parts cream soda
1 part maple syrup

you might think it taists bad but it actually lends nicely
one night i made it trying to smuggle roman coffee out of my house so i put in creame soda and said it was cream soda and meple syrup

dude twhat is that it lookes nasty
take a drink
thats fuckign blazin dude

by angel face May 13, 2005