Johnny Cage punch

The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.

Guy: "Zork sucks!"
Me: (Does the splits and punches his groin) "Johnny Cage Punched!"

by El Singario February 11, 2006

cock cage

A big wonderful cage to stick your cock in a lock it away from hoes, thots, sluts, and whore STD's

BRO she want this dick, but I put it in the cock cage

by CholeKon November 15, 2016

Rattling the Cage

To be pissing someone off a LOT! To make them 'rattled.' To diss or make fun.

person A: haha yo man, your new gf is a whore!

person B: shuddup man! you really get me mad when you say stuff like that.

person A: ight, sorry bro, didn't mean to go rattling the cage or anything.

by omfg ru fr rl!? June 26, 2010

batting cage

When a girl sticks a guy's limp dick and both balls in her mouth all at the same time.

"My wife is just the best. She is always willing to batting cage me to get the party started. She has such a big mouth."

by J master JJ August 8, 2009

Cage of twats

Collective noun used to describe a group of socially inept and nauseating people. In extreme circumstances it can be used in the singular form i.e a cage of twat.

"I don't want to go for a drink with that cage of twats."

"Why are you surprised? He is a cage of twat."

by uncaged April 9, 2010

Hampster Cage

anal cavity

Donnie would like to store his little gerbil in Scotts hampster cage

by clgdswr August 28, 2009

Giggle Cage

A Giggle Cage is a place of punishment you are sent to when giggling at an innapropriate moment. Often represented as a fenced in enclosure, a goal of some sort, anything big and scary.

"Go to the Giggle Cage!"

"Oh, No! Not the Giggle Cage!"

by lindsaylinden February 8, 2010