Cogitabundus

A kind/smart coffee addict.

Oh look this guy, he's drinking so much coffee, what a Cogitabundus

by Saber_Not_First_One December 30, 2021

Colitis Cocktail

A drink or mixture of substances used to induce ulcerative colitis in an enemy, or friend that keeps doing you dirty..

Friend 1: yo wtf is that smell?

Friend 2: that’s this colitis cocktail I’m cookin’ up

Friend 1: oh shit, who you gonna slip that to?

Friend 2: that jheri curl havin’ mf down the block

by AhJiggaWhat June 6, 2022

Coiter

Coiter - rectum

Coiter Stick it up your coiter or rectum

by Kay lo July 24, 2022

Copitalism

Copitalism is when cops are the owners of the means of production. So instead of capitalism where private enterprises own means of production, in Copitalism the police own all businesses

Teacher: “So my students, you all know capitalism and socialism right? We’ll get ready for…. Copitalism”

*all the students clap and cheer*

by Bluburry February 26, 2023

Covita

A person that thinks about life to deeply and much

Jackson is a covita, he thinks about life to often and deeply

by voues June 9, 2023

Comitize

The act of putting yourself in a coma
(on purpose)
can be for any period of time

i want to comitize myself

by BasilBread July 3, 2023

Post Coital Coma

The feeling you get post orgasm that makes you feel that you are in a coma and cannot (or do not wish to) move. A total sense of satisfaction post sex.

I can't get out of bed at the moment as I'm in a post coital coma.

by FredAstair June 15, 2019