by yiye32 January 6, 2022
Get the Body Countmug. everyone has a swag count. Your swag (basically coolness) is measured in your swag count. the cooler you are the higher your swag count. it's a bad thing when your swag count runs low. so your swag count is basically a scale on which the amount of swag you have is measured.
Dudeee. your swag count is running dangerously low.
or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!
or
This picture of me has a very high swag count!
by little kbaybay January 1, 2012
Get the swag countmug. n. A wealthy and extremely corrupt powerful politician or public figure who is not shy about farting on national television or holding press conferences right next to a dildo store.
Did you see Rudy Giuliani at the Michigan hearing? Count Flatula was leaking liquid last week, but now it’s all gas.
by Hubba Shyamal December 9, 2020
Get the Count Flatulamug. Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.
You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest
Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others
This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest
Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others
This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult
person: 'You're a fucking count'
person: 'Shut up you steek'
person: Look at that steeky count
person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '
person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
person: 'You're a fucking count'
person: 'Shut up you steek'
person: Look at that steeky count
person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '
person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
by Countsteek June 21, 2018
Get the Count steekmug. an individual of such immeasurable stature that he may be mistaken for a terrestrial rock formation. Attracts enthusiasts but should be attempted only by trained professionals.
Liam: “Whoa dude, there’s a pair of legs over there at the bar all by themselves!”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
Wolfrick: “Nah bro, lean your head back and you’ll see it’s really a Count Everest”
by daltonjfk August 30, 2019
Get the Count Everestmug. by LXXLoveRoulette August 3, 2023
Get the Count Slaymug. Count 43 (a.k.a. C43, Count 42 or C42) is a gang, typically with 43 members who use cricket/baseball bats or drivers to kill people.
1: "Hey dawg, wanna start a Count 43?"
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849
2: "Yea, I've always wanted to start one, hey, maybe we can start a cartel using it, which will turn our Count 43 into a Count 1849!"
5 minutes later on the street
3: "KURWAAAAAAA! I have to get away from this Count 43 before I die!" *dies*
count 43: *becomes Count 1849
by Ku Klux Klonoa May 30, 2023
Get the Count 43mug.