Cop My Joint

"Cop my Joint" is an abrupt term meaning "Suck my Cock". This saying is to be used as an abrupt come back to some moron who is trying to slag you in front of your friends. This saying is best used in large crowds and your opponent is surrounded by his own friends. This will ensure maximum embarrasment to him or her.

Oh yea, you can "Cop my Joint" Mutherfucker!!!!!

by RudeDonny December 22, 2005

cop to

To admit. To own up to something.

When threatened with legal action, John finally copped to stealing the street sign. When I felt too guilty, I finally copped to cheating on my girlfriend.

by Alena March 31, 2005

Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

by HeyLaney July 11, 2009

cop poppin

The use of a females breasts or physique to cause a police officer to get an erection during a traffic stop. This will cause the officer to forget about the traffic violation at hand and ask for her phone number instead.

Wow, you used those double D's to get out of that speeding ticket by cop poppin!

by Westleton J. January 2, 2010

cop lock

The gridlock that occurs when there's a cop driving on the highway and no one will pass it.

Why is every single car driving 60 mph on the highway -- even in the fast lane?

Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.

by skidd1 November 7, 2010

Cop money

One who seeks sexual relations with law enforcement to gain favor, personal advancement or access to further a career or studies. A person sexually attracted the power of the uniform, constructs of justice and badge, does not see officer as a person.

See also Holster Whore cop whore

That A. J. major has been on more ride alongs then classes this week, I bet Cop Money.

J spends a lot of time volunteering should move though the ranks quickly since becoming Cop Money.

The dispatcher was laid off for being cop money.

by misogynyisuglyonucollegegirl November 9, 2013

cop a lean

When you lean back in the drivers seat of a car almost to the point of not being seen.

I went to the mechanic to fix my cop a lean in my car .

by KittyKat Goldie November 18, 2016