Mini Cooper

The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome.

"Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome."
"Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper."

"I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist."
"Mini Cooper."

"What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?"
"Mini Cooper."

by Lasagna Feet December 21, 2008

Cooler Picker

Someone who steals beers from cooler that is not their own.

Damn, I got cooler picked, again. Cooler Picker took my Bud Light.

by EricJC December 9, 2008

cooter tingle

The tingling sensation a woman may get when coming face to face with a man she finds sexually attractive. Sometimes also referred to as a lady boner.
Can be used in such ways:

"Bro, she totally just got a cooter tingle"
"When she saw him she suddenly got a cooter tingle"

by Rodney Mulligan September 28, 2013

Cooperosexual

The act of having sex with something, Doesn't matter what gender or if its dead or alive or even if it's an object you will have sex with it.

Geez! Jared is so cooperosexual, he said he would bang a dog and an empty shoe.

by YaoiDreams January 14, 2016

Cooter cotton

Tampons, vajayjay plugs.

Aww, man!!! Aunt flow is coming and i don’t have any cooter cotton!

by Sanchez1118 October 27, 2017

Cooper'd

Being invited to hangout with a group while unknowingly getting made fun of due to your low IQ and inability to understand that no one likes you.

Group: yo guys let's go hangout with Alex, boutta get Cooper'd

by FahkYouBahddy October 30, 2017

cooter mom

1.)Someone who gives pussy a lot to a certain person
2.)A female who is referred to as a “pussy provider” hence the slang cooter mom

Guy 1-“Did you see how much pussy she gave me yesterday?”
Guy 2-“Yeah she is a real cooter mom.”

by PapiiShampoo May 13, 2019