cooking with fatty

When you are sucking neck sweat of a fatty and it gets hot like when you are cooking.

Look she is so sweaty, she must have been cooking with fatty.

by Syrupfreak January 17, 2020

Cooked Grenade

The things you throw at someone willing to catch a grenade for someone

That guy told his girlfriend he'd catch a grenade for her.....so i threw a cooked grenade and snatched her for myself

by SupremeBadassOverlord January 7, 2011

Cooked Spaghetti

A term started In Chicago meaning something is over with, Done or no longer need to be talked about

“I’m not going in there man, that’s cooked spaghetti “

by Shaqkie Shaq January 29, 2019

Cooking the sausage

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

by AltCro March 28, 2018

Wishful Cooking

To cook meals that aren't traditionally considered to be seasonally appropriate as a creative way to wish for the coming of another season.

Often considered to be a flagship form of "seasonal superstition."

Son: Why is dad out barbecuing at the peak of our Minnesota winter?

Mother: Oh you know your father, he's just up to more of his wishful cooking.

by Puma Puma April 5, 2008

Cooking the Cans

Taking alcoholic beverage cans and putting them in a fire to burn off the label. Usually performed by minors or people in areas where alcohol is prohibited.

The group of teens cooked their cans by throwing them in a fire as they drank.

Troy: We should be Cooking the Cans.
Roy: What?
Troy: Put the cans in the fire to burn the labels off.

by IowaScholar July 4, 2019

Cooks Source

Plagiarism. Stealing. Comes from the cooking magazine of the same name which plagiarized articles lifted off the internet.

No, I totally cooks sourced it from the internets. All that stuff is public domain, you know?

by punxnotdead286 November 7, 2010