Urban Dictionary Quality Control

(N.) The control Center for this website where new definitions are decided wheteher they enter in, and where other definitions are decided whether to be deleted or not. Who knows who it's run by.

Because of the Urban Dictionary Quality Control, most of my words don't make it the next day, or get deleted.

Urban Dictionary Quality Control by G-Union November 1, 2006

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

poster child for birth control by ueiee December 15, 2008

Tom Cruise Control 

Usually happens during a two person group. One person will get stuck doing all the work. While the other slacks off and plays Tap Tap Revolution 3 on his iPhone.

Dude 1: "Fuck man, I got stuck with that guy again."

Dude 2: "Who him? Yeah, total tool man. He usually nods off and goes into Tom Cruise Control."

Tom Cruise Control by highbear March 21, 2010

Birth Control Casuality 

A woman who is physically "inflated" from the usage of birth control. Unfortunately all of the negative symptoms (weight gain, larger breasts, blood clots, etc.) have affected her, unlike some women who may not experience some or all the symptoms. The woman will appear chubbier or fatter than ever with a round or apple-shaped figure, her breasts are plump but sagging from tenderness, and she has a muffin top; however, on the bright side, her skin is radiantly clear.

A birth control casuality can also be a woman who smoked and took birth control or did not take her birth control properly and ended up pregnant. Poor things.

Eva was mad after taking birth control for two years. She is shaped like a pear, her love handles seem to flop over her pants, her arms are flabby and what little boobs are left seem to scrape the floor. However, her acne has disappeared. Poor girl is a Birth Control Casuality . Oh well, once again at least her skin's cleared up.

Birth Control Casuality

Birth Control Casuality by tbd80 November 18, 2010

cock control 

the ability to control ones cock. In sense of erections and lasting however long they want to during sexual acts. Most notable with being able to become a male pornstar!

Male fan: Is my cock big enough to be in pornos?
Pornstar: You gotta have cock control. That is what matters.

cock control by imstoneybologna January 24, 2015

Nature's Birth Control 

Anal Sex. The 100% effective, 100% natural birth control is doing it in the butt. Do a girl in the ass and she won't get pregnant. Also known as "NBC"

Brian isn't ready to have a baby yet but his wife went off birth control so he decided to start using Nature's Birth Control and did her in the butt.

Nature's Birth Control by Mile High Doctor November 12, 2012

CAN CONTROL 

Perfect steady hand in spraypainting sharp lines and curves.

Can Control takes time to learn.

that toy got no can control!!! hahaha!

CAN CONTROL by DigDug March 8, 2004