Constipationing

To be in the process of being constipated.

Ah, i would go out but im constipationing at the mo.

by George Macky October 28, 2008

Constibater

Someone who is sits on the toilet constipated while masturbating.

Last night i was a total constibater.

by shineypoo January 26, 2010

Installation Constipation

When installing a program onto your computer it sometimes takes a ridiculous amount of time to do it, or it takes ages and then does it all at once - a bit like constipation.

Ronald: Hey Jeremy, flight simulators is taking the piss to install, fuck it, i dont want to play that shit game anyway.

Jeremy: Hmm looks like you had a classic case of installation constipation there mate. Why the fuck did you want to play that anyway you complete bell.

by Nedmundovich April 5, 2009

Constipated

Being really, really, really stupid or looking very silly.

Gawd, she's so constipated. Just look at the way she dresses and how she thinks that taxes are a medicine.

by Ren February 4, 2005

constipated whale

a wale that has sever digustional problems or a very stinky Ian

that whale is a constipated whale

by Shea&Dee April 10, 2013

constipated sugar

aka a marshmellow

anyone care for some rosted consipated sugar?

by bluliqdsurfergrl April 29, 2003

constapation

only when matty morris needs a shit he makes the whole world gip, every1 pukes and all is revealed

plop!!! plop!!!

by matty morris March 31, 2003