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Constanturn

A time period when everything breaks cyclically
My kindergarten and grades 1-7 were a good time but highshool were a Constanturn from skipping school.
by Walnut91 June 15, 2023
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Constance'd

An emotional psych which is expressed physically with the intent of casing the receiving party tremendous amounts of grief.
In the episode "Smoldering Children" of American Horror Story the character Constance is visiting another character Larry who went to prison for life for a crime he didn't commit in order to protect Constance.
During their conversation Larry says to her "I can take it, I can endure it all as long as you say those words,"
as he places his hand upon the glass barrier separating them. He continues with "I know you loved me once Constance just say it, and I can face whatever may come." Constance raises her hand appearing as though she will press it upon the glass, however she allows it to hover in the air for a moment before retracting it and proceeding to leave him heartbroken or Constance'd.
by Fulminated Silver October 2, 2013
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Constantipation

(N): Being constantly constipated; always having to poop but never being able to.
"Honey, you better start taking some pepto bismo for your constantipation"
by 100241 August 30, 2014
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Contaterbob

The state of eating tater tots while watching spongebob in a good mood.
Wow, I could really go for some contaterbob right now.
by ScootetCat August 6, 2016
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Constant Comment

Originally the name of a Bigelow Tea Flavor, "Constant Comment" is a name for someone who has comments for anything & anybody, on-the-regular 24-7.

It doesn't matter if said comments are nice, not-so-nice, naughty, or neutral as long as they are constantly and consistently stage-whispered.

Somebody who is constantly spilling the tea on everybody and anybody.
1) Girl had something to say about everyone's agenda during today's team meeting -- she's such a Constant Comment.

2) He was clocking everyone on the conference call while his mic was on mute -- what a Constant Comment.
by ZakNak April 22, 2017
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Constant Jack

Cant turn his mic off
Please turn that mic off. for example, it wont turn off its constant jack
by DannyM300 March 21, 2018
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Constant dick

being an asshole for no apparent reason,wakes up from a nap being a jerk
"Don is totally a constant dick for no reason whatsoever".
by Kitty Minx June 26, 2018
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