throat cones

It's when a broad gives you head with ice cubes in her mouth

Yea she invited me over for dinner at her house buy all she was serving was throat cones.

by Billy Dizzle January 14, 2016

Toilet Conquest

causing an entire communal bathroom to leave merely by the smell of your bowel movement.

He must have had the taco shits because that was the most epic toilet conquest I have ever seen.

by Sneaky Rupert July 26, 2016

going cones

(verb) When you take off your bra after a long day and don your favorite oversized sweatshirt. Your unsupported boobs, finally free from their containment, cheerfully poke the loose-fitting shirt outward — thus creating “cones.”

Similar to pulling a Jennifer Aniston, but in the comfort of home.

Girl 1: “How was your blind date?”
Girl 2: “Miserable. I’m going cones with some Netflix and ice cream to make up for it.”

by District May 1, 2018

Smash cones

To be smoking bongloads or pipeloads of cannabis, where the bowl is shaped like a cone.

Bro last night i was gonna smash cones with stoners on FB live, but my phone battery died.

by Danbridge August 14, 2018

Dirty Conques

This act is when you roofie a female on her period. At the time of sedation, You proceed to have sex with her and fill her already bleeding vagina with semen and piss. As she sleeps, use your cock to stir the fluids inside the vagina which will make a nice creamy mixture. You then use your fingers as paint sticks and proceed to write ancient hyroglifics on her face.

Look.... Michelle passed out. Let’s give her a dirty conques.

by Tbonemac June 13, 2019

Joy-cons

The name for the Nintendo switch controllers.

Guy 1:”man the joy-cons are really tiny!”
Guy 2:*Laughs in small hands*

by Hector_833 July 6, 2020

World conquest staff

The World conquest staff of the popular roblox game "World conquest" is either full of the most chad people to ever live, like: Phoenix, Marqet, Travel Zap, Tsarvich, Saul, Veronica, sergeant and may others
Or the most virgin mother fuckers in the entire planet like: Harvestann Melvinism Liliez

(nooruallah its in his own category)

Person 1: Man i hate the world conquest staff
Person 2: I love it

by The gym bro May 2, 2023