Conjure

to bring about or to convene against

I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Conjojulate

verb The feeling that occurs after swallowing food that hasn't been chewed. Typically happens when you are shoving food into your mouth and you can feel it in your throat and it stays there for like 5 minutes and it uncomfortably slithers down.

Person: Hey, are you alright?
You: Yeah, just swallowed a whole cheese stick. I feel a bit conjojulated.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition above.
Person: OOH! So I could say I felt a bit conjojulated after sucking your dad's member?
You: Wait what?
Person: Whoops, nothing....

by wise and stupid March 16, 2019

Conjobulation

A word expressing praise or excitement specifically regarding a new job.

Conjobulations Mel on the new position at Acme Corp!

by SBMel April 24, 2019

conjunkulate

Usually for a male, when your junk congregates in the front, looking lumpy or misshapen.

Dude I hate this picture. Everything is so conjunkulated

by hoeseph69 April 9, 2020

Conjubilant

(adj.) Shouting together with joy.

The conjubilant crowd screamed when the band began to walk on stage.

by taco_55 April 25, 2020

Conjizzled

When you can't cum

Hurry up Ben I don't got all day

I'm sorry sis I'm just a bit conjizzled

by lildicknega January 13, 2020

conjunted

That thing I said one time instead of conjoined.

“We’re conjunted twins!”

“Don’t you mean conjoined?”

by Skesweater May 23, 2020