commensturbation

When an individual likes his own status or comment on a social networking site, like Facebook.

Yeah I did. That's just pure commensturbation if you ask me!

by Solaçe_501 March 18, 2011

Common Virgin

1. A person who is nerdy and awkward, especially around the female type. They usually are addicted to video games, Lord of The Rings, Star Wards, Magic: The Gathering and other assorted nerdy things. A common virgin is a step beyond being a nerd, it is a lifestyle. Also a common virgin will not have had sex, and will never.

As the Common Virgins played Magic: The Gathering at lunch, one stood and shouted "LIGHTNING HELIX, CRAIG JONES WINS!@!@!@!@!". He then proceeded to squeal uncontrollably.

by run its bc June 14, 2012

Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per)

when you can't afford an attorney, the fees or even the gas to get to Bankruptcy Court, you just declare Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per..means "I represent myself").
who knows better than YOU how much money you don't have & how you just can't make payments on credit cards.

when the collection agency called, i declared Common Law Bankruptcy (In Pro Per).

by yuba gurl June 25, 2012

common law fiance

When a couple has been "dating" for such a long time that they are on an inevitable path to marriage, the participants in the relationship become common law fiancés, even if no formal commitment to get married has been made. Often, the involved parties deny this de facto status, frequently out of fear of commitment or embarrassment over not taking their relationship to the next level. However, they usually conduct themselves like a typical engaged couple (e.g., sharing holidays with both sets of families, etc.)

Aaron: hey, is your fiance coming to dinner with us?
Mike: no, my girlfriend cannot make dinner tonight
Aaron: she is so your common law fiance...you guys have been together for more than 6 years!

by truthteller2 November 15, 2012

common law gay

When one goes 10+ years without getting laid or even coming remotely close to vagina, they are then, by default, gay as fuck.

Norm hasn't gotten pussy in so long, that nigga HAS to be common law gay by now!

by Slick Nicky January 11, 2017

Common Sense

Is when you use your head and not your ass

Someone says "what's common sense?" You reply "it's when you use your head and not ur ass!!"

by ~volleyball_21 April 26, 2017

Common Sense

The thing that humanity needs in order to survive. Instead, we have certain people with no common sense (Logan/Jake Paul, Lil Tay, and many other human beings). To put it in simple words, it is a power that could save humanity yet no one has it.

John: Bob, do you know where the fiction novels are? Bob: QuiEt THis bE Ta Liberry. John: Man, you have no Common Sense, considering the fact that you are a librarian.

by CuckyCuckBoi June 15, 2018