A public commenter is one who comments on public pages, news articles or Facebook posts. These comments are not directed at anyone in particular and can often be riddled with grammatical errors.
It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
It is often not until you become friends with someone that you find out they spend their spare time on the internet making unintelligent comments to an unspecified audience.
Natalie: "Oh, I found a really cute guy on Tinder the other day; then I found out he was a public commenter!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
Hayden: "A public commenter, what did he do?"
Natalie: "He commented on Mark Zuckerberg's recent post saying "The new Facebooks so dumb, bring da old one back!!!"
Hayden: "Should have swiped left!"
by pony1234 July 20, 2016
Get the Public Commentermug. A person who always corrupts any comment section filled with spam, slurs, any phrase and things like “L Bozo, L, L + Ratio” It can also be a group of people spamming links or funny phrases. Some groups have the same profile pictures.
Person: “ L bozo. That is such a bad opinion 🤓💀”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
Person 2: “Stop being a Comment Parasite”
Person:” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Person 2: ” It’s not a mistake it’s a masterpiece.”
Creator:” Comment parasites Smh.”
by InZaneCLDY August 29, 2022
Get the Comment Parasitemug. Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.
/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"
by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021
Get the commentally retardedmug. A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
Get the jerk commentmug. literally just types the exact same thing someone else typed in hopes of getting the same amount of attention.
billy saw that bobs comment on youtube got 1.2k likes and decided to be a co commenter and type the same thing.
by Lycan Ace March 15, 2019
Get the co commentermug. (Friend receiving hundreds of notifications about a status he liked an hour ago)
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
Anthony: This is the dumbest comment-sation ever.
by Ethan and Anthony NJ October 28, 2011
Get the Comment-sationmug. Comments that have been edited. Can either be a fixed typo, a smart addition to the comment, or most likely,
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
Edit: OMG ThAnkS fOR 1.4k LiKeS
by The lazy second coming of God August 19, 2020
Get the Comment Editsmug.