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Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.
Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!
by opeake January 18, 2020
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Christopher Columbus

Christopher Columbus (verb) to pompously offer up old, established information as if it is newsworthy or profound.
“Brian Christopher Columbused the entire band about the history of the blues after watching a documentary over the weekend.
by Corncakes December 3, 2023
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Columbus

When someone is applauded for doing a great job, but all the bad shit they did gets ignored.
As when Christopher Columbus was credited with discovering the new world, while his genocides of indigenous peoples are ignored.
Dude 1: "The Boss gave Marcus the promotion of Regional Manager"
Dude 2: "What? Isn't Marcus the guy with the lawsuits against him for sexual harassment?"
Dude 1: "Yep, totally Columbus"
by Mugiwara64 July 27, 2021
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east columbus

An area of the city of Columbus where it is so ghetto, it has regularly been called “100x worse than Youngstown, OH”. Imagine the city of Youngstown, then think worse.
Where do you live?

Youngstown

Oh, that’s not nearly as bad as East Columbus.
by Miles250 October 9, 2018
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Columbus Creamer

The act of shitting atop a second-party’s head in a manner similar to a soft-serve ice cream dispenser.

This act is related to the well-known “Cleveland steamer.”
Stacy, in an attempt to comfort Benny after going bald, gave him a quick Columbus creamer to cover his chrome-dome in the bedroom.
by starmandx January 11, 2025
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gasstopher columbus

a person who has many accomplishments and many nicknames, but refuses to acknowledge it.
friend: we call you gasstopher columbus.
gasstopher columbus: no you don't!
friend: yes, we do
gasstopher columbus: you're a douchebag.
by llio;p;lk September 16, 2008
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Columbus giving

When you share or loan an item or property to another person, then they use it for awhile, and now it's theirs.
Greg: "That was cool you let Jim use your chain saw."
Me: "I shouldn't have. I have a feeling I'm going to end up just Columbus giving it to him."
by Kenai Penisulove February 12, 2015
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