Colombian Bam-Bam

N- Synonym for Cocaine.

The police were chasing Ricky Bobby because he had a kilo of Colombian Bam-Bam underneath his car.

by pastaboy62 August 22, 2008

colombian penis

1. Of or pretaining to small dicks

2. A penis that gets little to no action

1. I feel as though i have a colombian penis, it's just that small.

by Thomas Henry June 12, 2006

Colombian Teabag

A Colombian teabag is when a male puts cocaine on his testicles and then teabags another person, an animal, or Gary Busey.

Gave that bitch a Colombian Teabag. Bitches love Colombian Teabags.

by Eyehole Man September 8, 2016

Colombian Blowjob

Similar to a Colombian Neck Tie, where in the victim's throat is cut and the tongue pulled through, but in addition to that the neck would is then used like a mouth for fellatio.

"Yup. Another example of violence from the Mexican Drug War. This your first time seeing a Colombian Blowjob?"

by XBroseidonX November 14, 2017

Colombian Car Jack

The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.

(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!

by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019

Colombus

An explorer that didn't actually discover anything and treated everyone like poop.

Hey look its colombus day.

by Ra1nCl0ud February 16, 2021

Colombian drug mule

When a woman is so hot you’d make a banana split in her ass with the banana inserted and surrounded by three scoops of chocolate ice cream, and then eat it without a spoon.

She’s so hot I’d invite her over for a Colombian Drug Mule.

by BDE #2 March 22, 2021