FRET COLLECTOR

Someone who is compulsively buying new guitars. A FRET COLLECTOR may also expand the collection to include any instrument with frets, such as banjos, mandolins, ukuleles, with the intention of learning to play each and every one. Usually, a fret collector sticks to playing just one preferred guitar most of the time. The other instruments are displayed on the wall and are played once in a while for purposes of justifying why they purchased them. This also serves to keeping them in tune and to periodically remove the layer dust that has collected.

Wow! I see that Rod has a ton of instruments - he is a real FRET COLLECTOR! And from the looks of Mandi’s music room, she’s a FRET COLLECTOR too! They should plan a regular meeting for FRET COLLECTORS to hang out and jam and talk about guitars.

by Mandi Harmony February 12, 2022

Marble Collecting

A marble collector, is a man who enjoys taking the butt virginity, of other men. The term marble collecting, has been used in the gay community, for many years. A lot of men who are not all the way out of the closet, yet wish to let it be know to gay community, that they are indeed homosexual, will list 1 of there hobbies as marble collecting! Therefore it is also a inside joke in gay community to signify your gay!

Mack claims he isn't gay, but he has marble collecting listed as a hobby. (Winkwink)

by NobodyYouKnow808 October 24, 2022

Australian Collective Soul

Very cool and accurate way of describing the band Silverchair. This definition makes sense if you think about it.

“Hey man, do you know of any Australian Collective Soul type bands?”
“Oh yeah, definitely Silverchair. I also like Savage Garden.”

by D. Johns October 29, 2022

can collector

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.

His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.

by Skullar_YuTendo March 7, 2023

Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension

A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.

The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.

by AshPash12345678 December 6, 2010

Parallel to collect

Rhett and links transcribtion fail. it means "Google it"

Guy nr. 1: "hey man, do you know what encephalitis means?"
Guy nr. 2: "No idea, Parallel to collect"
Guy nr. 1: "what?"
Guy nr. 2: "google it"

by Alabaz September 18, 2011

Dawlish manbag collective

A type of chav that hangs around in teig mouth, always wearing a mancag and often lives in dawlish.

Person 1: who's threatening you?
Person 2: oh some members of the dawlish manbag collective

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