coleslawing

when two people of the opposite gender spoon in a pit of mud while smoking Cuban cigars.

My mom walked in on me and Francesco while we were coleslawing last night...

by muppetchild January 8, 2008

Pokemon Colosseum

Possibly the crappiest pokemon game ever. All you do is go around pretending to be some wannabe gangsta and fight some old man with a pikachu.

The only reason I bought Pokemon Colosseum was for that Jirachi event which I never got.

by BHM1250 January 3, 2010

The coleslaw

The act of a homosexual banging a man in the butt with a carrot and simultaneously jacking off and ejaculating into his butthole at the same time, creating a coleslaw-like mix.

Cory gave Landon the coleslaw last night and they soon after fell asleep in each others arm's.

by Shitbox Car April 15, 2011

colossal panda

An Asian man that unlike his friends, is rather tall (roughly around 3 foot 4.) However his penis is still of Asian size. Instead of ingesting bamboo through his mouth, he has evolved to feed through his knee cap.

English Man: Wow that Asian's kinda tall
English man 2: Yea thats a colossal panda
English man: Has someone thrown a harpoon at his knee

by BOWER February 6, 2007

Pina Colostomy

Diahrea after a night of drinking.

Dude 1:Man, what a night huh?

Dude 2:Yeah, what did you drink?

Dude 1:I don't know but I ended up with a Pina Colostomy.

Dude 2:Umbrella too?

Dude 1:No good bro, no good.

by Fourustwentius January 1, 2009

Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

by Steeman February 14, 2006

codeosynthesis

It's the unique process that the species lackius lifius, commonly known as a programmer, which enables it to convert C8H10N4O2 (caffeine) into binary manipulation algorithms, also known as code.

Over a 3 month period Steve Wozniak went went through the process of codeosynthesis to create the Apple II computer. He ate pizza and drank insane amounts of coffee to complete the project.

by kivo360 April 23, 2014