cockails

When you're thirsty for dick....so you go out for cockails....

"Hey Sarah, wanna go out for cockails?"
"Sure, there's some yummy dudes at the Round Up Saloon downtown"

by knitterrrr February 4, 2018

Chackalaka

The word you use in place of shit

Bret: AW CHACKALAKA! I DROPPED MY TACO

by Daddylongleggos July 27, 2018

Cockaine

A drug similar to cocaine but tastes likes cock/dick

@JaksniDraws have been using cockaine

by @Rmdhn August 20, 2018

Cockadoodledo

The action of a verb/noun expressing the act of drawing or writing with the help of one's penis on a surface, preferably snow.
Often misunderstood to be the sound produced by roosters.

Noun - I drank too much beer, it's time for a cockadoodledo under the stars.
Verb - What are you cockadoodledoing on your bedsheets? Maps of Europe?

by HiraetHome December 20, 2018

Cockadoodledoo

The sound farmers hate to wake up to so they grab their shotgun, put in their mouth, and shoot.

Cockadoodledoo!

Farmer:Shut up you settle shit *POW*

by Little-Idiot December 31, 2018

cockadoodlenoodle

When a male wakes up with lack of morning wood.

God damnit linda, I can’t fuck this morning.. I have a case of the cockadoodlenoodle.

by Tater-teeth March 11, 2019

cockadoodledoo

doodle to face

ohmy, he's just cocked a doodle to the face,

cockadoodledoo

by Amunny June 25, 2020