Clockage

(Noun)- The action that precedes the distribution of Fantasy Jizz (Note L.J. Register's definition of "Fantasy Jizz" for more details). More specifically, actions that take place in an NFL game that arouse the Fantasy Gods. It should be noted that plays that do not score touchdowns or require exceptional levels of athleticism are not considered clockage. Additionally, clockage is not when a Quarterback spikes the football to stop the game clock. The correct term for that action would be "clocked", which holds a different meaning entirely. Clockage is a sacred act that implies one imposing their will against their opponent, without consent. If clockage reaches maximum success, Fantasy Jizz erupts from the Athlete conducting the clockage onto their respective Fantasy Owner.

I'm getting so much clockage from Lamar Jackson this week that I'm covered in Fantasy Jizz!
Mike Evans had 8 catches for 190 yards and 3 touchdowns, so much clockage! I'm going to grab the dildo and clock my opponent on the top of his head until he yields.

by Jwat11 December 20, 2019

The Clock System

The "Clock" System is an extremely common form of males to communicate to each that a hot girl is in their perimeter. However, this system can also be used by females as well, but is not very common

(Two guys walking and they see a hot girl to their right)
Guy #1-Yo, 3 o'clock.
Guy #2-Now that is what I call a fine piece of machinery.
Guy #1-You like how she didn't even notice we were staring because I was able to use a very handy secret code, The Clock System.

by The CLOCK Master Baitor October 18, 2009

taco'clock

The blissful time that depicts the moment of a great culinary escapade wrapped in a tortillia.

"Sup L-sizzle, 1:30 still taco'clock?" "True, and order some guac this time cheapo."

by Steve_Smith February 14, 2012

dab cloak

A dab cloak is a small towel that is worn on the head of Bassnectar fans so they can privately smoke concentrated marijuana using a blow torch and glass smoking apparatus with a titanium nail.

Look at this jackass over there with the dab cloak.

by highass May 27, 2017

On cloak

Having your video off during a Zoom or Teams call. Similar to "on mute" - having your audio off.

Hey, I'm going "on cloak" while I finish my lunch.

Jim, you're "on cloak" - are you still there?

by tbarrett187 August 27, 2020

Nice clock

A family friendly version to say "Nice cock"

What a splendidly nice clock you have

by Meatlugdragob February 22, 2022

Scoop o'clock

Time of day when your DNA turns into NAD (need a drink) and your feet carry you to the nearest bar.

'what time is it?'
'its 430pm'
'great, its scoop o'clock'

by dr277 March 30, 2010