Chobina

a chobina is when you have a chobe ( a penis shorter than it is wide) and a vagina.
it can be used for both sexes

also related to transsexuals

See: Dickina

~OMG.. i want to suck your chobina!

~Suck my chobina! :-0

by Shann April 29, 2005

Chobits

1. n. Slang for the male genitailia.

Ex: A football just hit that guy in the chobits, and now he's on the floor vomiting! Awesome!

by Ed Weintraub: Manly Zookeeper April 9, 2010

closie

Self Portrait selfie taken for social media in such close proximity to the face you can not tell if the person is overweight or not.

Bro she's cute but she has to be fat. All her profile pictures are closies.

by Sean Ried April 10, 2015

Clobberbonker

A shovel used for spell casting in the world of Harry Pooter in place of wands

Don't make me use my clobberbonker on you!

by Harry Pooter December 17, 2002

Throat Clobber'er

One who chokes on a males penis when sucking it. It is a negative term for anyone who give a "bad" blow job. A throat clobber'er tends to cough on the penis after choking.

"Dude, I was getting this bj from a hot chick...she freakin choked on my penis! It was nasty!"

"Sounds to me like you got it on with a Throat Clobber'er. "

by Evan and Sam February 28, 2008

clob

clob defines a male or female's state of arousal. Can also mean a gerbils ringpiece or classical instrument

I'd love to clob you in the mouth

bill - "I've been playing the clob for the last 20 years"
ben - "oh really?"
bill - "yes it's like caressing a gerbil's back entrance"

by TecNique November 1, 2006

clobinson

Very attractive, sexy, kind, understanding and incredible.

Andy is so clobinson!

by Amykg123 November 6, 2010