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Clitori

The plural form of "clitoris."
"Yeah man, I'm going to that party tonight to eat out some clitori!"
by sUpAhAzN August 10, 2012
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cliterous sheets

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clitiot

An idiot, who is in the state of dire need for some clitorous/pussy. Someone who is at the point of desperation to attain some pussy/ass.
Connor began to hit on Maryssa, making it so obvious, the entire party felt bad for Maryssa. Maryssa became very uncomfortable with Connor, on a count of him breathing heavily in her ear with an angry/seductive look on his face. Connor continuously put his arm around this poor little girl.
The party decided it was time to nickname this local idiot, naming him; Connor the Clitiot
by DshiZZy April 20, 2007
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citroen c1

The example of why you need to keep a condom in you're car.
boy 1- I have a citroen c1
Boy 2 - yes have sex
boy 1- lol yes
by ben lil peen October 5, 2020
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clitmold

the mold that's growing on your clitoris
Holy fuck! There's so much clitmold growing on my clit!
by clitmold March 15, 2003
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joe citro

Slang for a really gay ass mexican
That fag is such a joe citro
by SPC December 14, 2008
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Citroen

A brand of car that is only famous in Europe (and China), and rightfully so, as it would never fare well with any of the famous car brands.

Cars made by citroen do not really have any outstanding feature. They all look rather uninspired, and they lack all the amazing innovative smart features that comes with cars these days. In fact, I don't believe citroen has recently made any 'new' models, at least none that has been able to capture the public's attention.

The only reason for someone to buy a citroen if it's good for the price, otherwise one should invest their hard earned cash for a more familiar car brand. Citroen cars only seem fashionable as a service car (e.g. Taxi cabs, police cars, racing car, etc.), not so much as a personal luxury.
Me, standing beside my new Citroen: Hey! Guess what's new about me
My friend: Umm, you got a new haircut?
Me: Nope!

My friend: Uhh, you finally shaved?
Me: Glad you noticed but nope!

My friend: Ummm, you got yourself a date?
Me: Not even close!
My friend: Okay, so what IS new then?
Me: I got a new car!
My friend: Oh.
Me: It's a Citroen!
My friend: Oh...
by Obv troll is obvious October 10, 2020
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