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Bowl clinger

A sticky poo which remains firmly glued to the side of the toilet no matter how many times you flush.
That lentil soup we had last night cleaned me out. Just dropped a real bowl clinger.

Gross.
by Shuaman August 21, 2020
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Cause Clinger

A person who posts on social media their undying affection and steadfast devotion to a person with "different abilities" or disease even though they have little to nothing to do with that person in real life unless it's for a photo-op or social media post.
Patty's FB post: "Here's my beautiful & amazing little friend who lights up my world!!!" {Picture attached hugging"little friend" in wheelchair}

Outsiders: "That Patty really is amazing for all she does for disabled people!"

Family of the disabled person: "That Patti is a real Cause Clinger, huh? It's the first time we've seen her in two years, but she acts like she sees us all the time. Fake. Gross. Sad."
by Rudy Ringpop March 22, 2021
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Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.

My dad who will be the chef at a cookout after we kick Calendario out of the property.
"He thinks he owns this property? Then he's a fucking nut." - Jeff Clingenpeel Jr.
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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National Clingy Day

(Oct 29), a day where all boyfriends can be as clingy as they wish with no repercussions, or complaints from their girlfriend.
Jake: “Yo bro, I’ve been having a helluva day!”
Luke: “Why bro?”
Jake: “It’s national clingy day!”
by deathaine October 27, 2024
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cluster clinger

the most hated and loved item in firtnite
by ya boy hypickel February 20, 2024
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