Laughing Gas

Laughing so hard or so suddenly that one farts

Evan: Jules has laughing gas.

Chris: Like, to get high?

Evan: No, like, farting.

Chris: Lol!! (*farts*) Excuse me.

by NotDainty February 28, 2015

craughing

Crying and laughing at the same time. this action is often used by younger siblings.

Nicole stop craughing!

by Julian Alvarez December 24, 2003

Coughing Tramp

An arsehole suffering so much damage from a Meat Mouth it causes heavy bleeding and blistering.

"Gosh, that Meat Mouth I had the other day has turned into a Coughing Tramp now... it really hurts".

by Locus Fender July 19, 2007

laughing at the carpet

Being violently sick. so much so you start jurking back and forth as if you are laughing

I got wasted last! Mumfound me laughing at the carpet

by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008

Santa Clausing

Terrible dancing in which the male places the female upon his lap while standing and attempts to move poorly to the beat of the song.

That guy was such a bad dancer; he was just Santa Clausing up on me. He was rubbing his leg all up in there.

by The SC Victim May 19, 2011

Clatching

The sound a man's ballsack makes when it slaps gently against another gentleman's rear area.

"I'm upstairs trying to watch the bloody Hollyoaks Omnibus, and all I can hear is your sweaty scrot clatching against his arse!"

by TheKlondykesLair November 29, 2009

Laughing Duck

When you are laughing uncontrollably and keep farting with every giggle you make, which sounds like a duck!

I get so embarrassed when I start getting the laughing duck and cannot control how loud it is.

by batmansgirl August 20, 2012