Funky Cigarette

A more 'politically correct' word often used on British radio stations mainly by people who have never smoked weed before to describe a joint, zoot, spliff or any other hand-rolled cigarette containing high amounts of weed that makes you trip major balls sacks and leaves you with a weed-over you'll never forget the following morning.

Dealer: "hey kidz you all want a funky cigarette?"
Kidz: "what's a funky cigarette?"
Dealer: "a joint you dumb fucks!"
Kidz: "yeeeeeeeah!"

by jollyjoker96 June 19, 2016

Sideways Cigar

A dick a foot wide but only a few inches long

Wow did you see Grant's slong of a sideways cigar it was almost 5 feet wide!

by cideways cigar May 24, 2018

Bondi Cigar

A turd floating in the surf.

I dove into the water narrowly missing a Bondi Cigar.

by BigRob78 January 11, 2008

Cigaretiquette

A noun referring to the manners employed during smoking cigars or cigarettes

Smoking in a car with a non-smoker with the windows rolled up is poor cigaretiquette

by Bench 54 May 22, 2008

Cigan

Cigan means gipsy, it is used in Latvia. Almost all gipsy think that word is rude.

Tas čigāns tikko apzaga veikalu = That cigan just robbed the store.

by Droņislavs Drāzmanis November 18, 2011

cigars on ice

Cigars on ice is a phrase used to describe a man taking a cold shower to relieve his boner. Cigar=boner; on ice=cold shower

Beyoncé's song "Drunk in Love"

Cigars on ice, cigars on ice.

by Sexiichic December 30, 2013

cigarello

A mini cigar used most often to roll weed up in. Cigarellos come in different flavors such as vanilla,grape,strawberry

"I'll buy the green, you buy the cigarello."

by nm17 August 12, 2008