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Chris Christie Yourself

When you're a popular governor, who is on track to be the front runner to challenge the incumbent president, but you screw yourself over with a vindictive use of your power.

This is in reference to the Bridgegate Scandal in 2013, when New Jersey Governor, Chris Christie, shut down the George Washington Bridge in order to punish the mayor of Fort Lee, New Jersey, for not supporting him in the 2013 gubernatorial race.
Wow, taking away Disney World's autonomous status is a quick way to Chris Christie Yourself, Ron DeSantis
by Casual Historian April 25, 2022
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Dirty Christie

A female who treats her man like a little piggy.

Pegged and squealing all day long chained to the radiator and left to eat tattie scones.
“Oink oink reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee no Christie please not a dirty christie!!!!”
by Howdytherealll January 7, 2023
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Christie

Christie: Christie's are crazy , outgoing , humorous , beautiful inside and out , stunning , model material.

Christie's tend to be cunning , competitive and athletic.

Christie's alway's sticks up for other's and who's ever around them , and put's other's before themself.Christie's come across to other's bitchy and mean , but once you get to know them there a great friend.Christie's are well knowen and popular. Christie's also tend to be boy magnet's.There aint no party with out a Christie.Christie's are beautiful inside and out , there beauty also tend's to seek jelousy from other's.When you're on a Christie's bad side they can be as demeaning , nasty and bitchy as they can get.Christie's worse enemie's end up being there bestfriend's.Christie's come from large family's and are semi cultured. Christie's have an honest soul and will be there for a life time for you if you respect her. Who ever know's a Christie is very lucky.
boy1: Yo , who's that hot chick on th corner.

boy2: Oh , that's most defintaly a Christie.

girl1: Wow , that girl over there is so beautiful and outgoing. I wanna be her friend.

girl2: That's a Christie , i'm jelous .
by raddude003 May 20, 2011
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Christen

To remove identifying marks from stolen goods, to make like new again.
Little Jake christened the Beamer with a new VIN number."
by Twathenge April 28, 2006
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Christee

Christee is usually a teenager who doesn’t care and very free spirited and can be very ghetto at times
Did you see that fight between ole girl and Christee”

“Yea ole girl got her ass beat”
by Laugh and laugh November 11, 2018
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Cookie dough christening

When one puts cookie dough on another's stomach and eats or licks it off.
Andrew: Hey Billybob what did you do with Judy last night.
Billybob: Well we made out for a bit and then i gave her a Cookie dough christening.
Andrew: Was it fat free?
by Paul Redfern January 1, 2009
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Christen

A boy with dark hair, perfect personality, best humor , and makes you smike all the time,and if your with him your the luckiest girl in the world , he says he isn't the best but he is amazing if u got him love him and be you because he will love you for you and not for fake you , and loves every single thing about you , your lucky you have him if u ever get him.
"Damn look at christen he is cute"

"I know I'm so lucky I have him he is the best "
by Mookie16D April 23, 2018
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