chemical hood

Solution to a dutch oven. (See dutch oven.) To prevent chemical burns and inhalation of toxic fumes from a dutch oven. If one is trapped under bed-sheets/covers where flatulence has been released as a chemical weapon said person can break the seal of the bed-sheets/covers releasing the bodily gases creating a chemical hood. Such fanning may lead to contamination of an entire room. Chemical hood should be performed at your own risk.

Historically, "chemical hood" or fume hood (sometimes called a fume cupboard or fume closet) is a type of local ventilation device that is designed to limit exposure to hazardous or toxic fumes, vapors or dusts.

Sarah trapped Adayl with a dutch oven, he escaped the situation and contaminated the room with her farts through the use of a "chemical hood."

by therealzakkori October 19, 2018

cheemsborgar

You have had a stroke while trying to say 'cheeseburger '.

Milkman :Hey, you could make this milk into some cheese for a cheeseburger

Jonathan :Yes, I enjoy cheemsborgars

by GuacamoleGuy December 10, 2019

chemical shit storm

Chemical Shit Storm When a food like substance sold has such an array of chemicals made to taste pleasant but is terribly unhealthy

I enjoyed these chips but I am certain they are a chemical shit storm.

by Rat-Licker November 7, 2020

Chemical Warfare

The act of using flatulence in order to gain an advantage during a competitive game.

DUDE! We agreed! No chemical warfare during Street Fighter! That’s cheating!

by TwinFami December 4, 2020

calemma

the unbreakable bond between two silly but swag superheros. Calemma is the best pair of two friends EVER who will save the world and eat froyo in their volkswagon bus. They are a tad bit stupid but also smarter than Enstein. They have the best style and model at their duck farm. yea yea

person 1- did you see calemma in the hallway?
person 2- i wish we were calemma they are so cool
person 1- i guess were just not as good of friends as they are

person 2- yea tbh i dont even like you
person - your a bitch

by emmlac elitned December 13, 2020

Chemical Bag Theory

The Chemical Bag Theory is an ontological materialist and neoatheist ideology that advocates all humans are actually bags of chemicals and all thoughts, feelings, emotions, beliefs and actions are result of chemical reactions, such as everything someone did, do or will do are result of chemical reactions. The chemical bag theory also advocates human intelligence and human reasoning are a byproduct of chemical reactions having no reason for humans think, since humans'brains are not trustfull at all, where there is no true nor false, such as there is no free will.

"The Chemical Bag Theory is a really absurd theory, it always lead to absurd arguments and conclusions that majority of people consider normal. That is the why we need to overcome materialism and neoatheism and think in something futher of these."

"Quantum Mechanics and Extraphysical Mechanics refute the Chemical Bag Theory, but still, majority of people cannot see it and still advocate this absurd materialistic theory."

by Full Monteirism January 4, 2021

chemaine

Chemaine is someone who is stubborn but fights for what she wants. She is so selfless and always puts the ones she loves before herself. Chemaine has a strange sense of humour but that’s why she’s so unique. Chemaine doesn’t share feelings often but if you are loved by chemaine, you will feel it.

Wow, is that chemaine? She’s such a strong individual. I wish I could be as determined as she is

by Catfish20201 February 15, 2021