dirty ceili

The act of pressing ones breasts onto glass windows at elderly people

Look Samantha, she’s doing a dirty Ceili!!

by sammyhinks April 29, 2020

Pyrex ceiling

The glass ceiling for woman in the culinary world.

Sadly woman had to raise and then shatter the Pyrex ceiling of the culinary world in the 1940s -1960s. Sadly, there are still some fairly large shards of glass remaining.

by mlhiss August 13, 2020

Commit Ceiling Fan

An attempt to hang yourself by a Ceiling fan like a dumbass.

My brother tried to Commit Ceiling fan but it broke the fan and he was grounded.

by Daddy Shrimp Dick January 11, 2021

Nailed to the ceiling

When you're both hammered and high at the same time.

There was so much weed and alcohol at that last party, man.
I know, I still feel nailed to the ceiling.

by Cosmotic March 19, 2008

Ceiling Gazer

People that stare at the ceiling when they talk to you. They look up, look to the side, stare at your forehead, they look everywhere except in your eyes.

As Erin spoke she stared at the ceiling, my forehead, even my ear. She never makes eye contact because she is a ceiling gazer.

by Kells804 December 8, 2009

ceiling

What your wife is contemplating changing the color of while you have sex with her.

Becky considered 7 possible color changes to the ceiling during the 42 seconds that her husband spent "making love" to her.

by I'm French. Why do you think I have this crazy a October 6, 2003

Cheif the Bleezy

Smoke Marijuana (a term used by old ass narcs trying to be hip to the weed scene)

you children should be in cheifing the homework...not out with your friends cheifing the bleezy. School is cool.

by asshead September 26, 2003