Dick Cheesed

When one places his penis inside a bowl of Mac N' Cheese and pulls out to find their dick cheesed.

"Stick yo dick in dis Mac N' Cheese and get dick cheesed" - Cheesasaurus Rex

by Chizawsomeness Rex December 16, 2008

Cheesy Shit Dick

When you put mac n cheese on her ass then perform anal.

Have you ever had a cheesy shit dick?

by Nanera420 July 10, 2019

Dick Cheeze

A made up thing a girl named Morgan says her boyfriend Matt has.

My boyfriend gets dick cheezea sweat around his balls that I love to drink

by Gimme my juul back June 8, 2018

Dickie Cheese

A person in which is very gay.

Man 1: Fuck you dick!

Man 2: No u, u dickie cheeser.

by Mega dicker March 1, 2019

Big cheesy dickhole

An opposer to the black dick militia. Operates on roblox to destroy everyone with a small smelly pecker.

Person 1: have you seen the black dick militia?
Person 2: no I heard they got their foreskin cut off by the BCB
Person 1: fuck, I hate the big cheesy dickhole

by Fat bum cock May 7, 2023

cheesedick

A person who does not wash his penis often, and so provides a breeding ground for smegma loving bacteria, hence the cheese.
Can also be used to describe:
Estate Agents
Recruitment Consultants
Most politicians.

Terry has become an I.T. employment agent, what a cheesedick!

by Dr Juice January 31, 2004

Cheesedicking

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010