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Disney Channel

Disney Channel: A means to ruin kids brains into thinking that there are no parents in life. If a parent does decide to offer advice they are ridiculed, setting the idea that a 13 year old boy or girl knows anything. Each show is about children between the ages of 8-18. Somehow, many live in tony metropolitan settings without being able to pay for rent or food. There are no parents to offer advice. When there are parents they are idiots. Disney is doing a great job to undermine parents jobs to teach them about life. Instead, children believe that they are autonomous.
Dad: Hey Sienna and Josh, why don't you stop watching the Disney Channel and do your homework. It is due tomorrow.

Kids: Fuck off you idiot. We will do it later. Get us some Reeses Crunch bitch.

Dad: ok
by Nightfly September 19, 2014
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Tea Channels

YouTube channels that talk about make up drama
"what do tea channels cover"

"make up drama like Jeffee Starr and James Charles"
by fuckteachannels October 15, 2021
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Making a youtube channel

Making a youtube channel is the best thing for some people. They end up having a popular channel while others dont. Even if you dont then dont give up or burn your hope some day you will the be a popular guy on YouTube who is known as (youtuber) who makes alot of youtube videos and thats why its called youtuber. There are alot of them
making a youtube channel kind of a bit hard tho
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Disney Channel

1. A TV channel that instantly gives you a disease upon watching it.
2. A TV channel that destroys your body in half the time that cigarettes do.
3. A TV channel that needs to take the stick out of its ass and make some realistic, non Christian oriented programming
4. A TV channel that produces some of the most messed up "celebrities."
5. A TV channel that only braindead idiots watch.
idiot: I just got syphilis!!
intelligent person: were you watching Disney Channel?

intelligent person: oh my god, did u see that?
idiot: u can't say god! thats disrespectful!
intelligent person: do u watch disney channel?

idiot: i think miley cyrus is the coolest!
intelligent person: is ur definition of "cool" a disease ridden whoreslutbitch who cant sing worth shit and is anorexic?
by alx-nikki August 25, 2009
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Channel two

Synonym for a deuce, or a very large shit.

It became a synonym after KWGN Channel 2 in Denver renamed themselves 'the Deuce' in a very stupid move to try to attract a younger audience.
1. "Where did Kevin go?"
-"He's dropping a channel two in the restroom."
by Connaître April 14, 2009
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The Hitler Channel

Sometimes the THC or the History Channel will have World War 2 marathon weekend or have sizable block of time during the day devoted to WW2. When that happens, there is usually a ton of stuff on Hitler or Hitler related topics. The History Channel then turns into the Hitler Channel.
I was watching the History channel and they had a ton of crap on World War 2 and Adolf Hitler. There times I feel like they should call THC the Hitler Channel.
by Paul Della Valle January 24, 2005
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