chach

The incorrect way to spell choch

Person1: It's spelled C-H-O-C-H
Person2: No chach is spelled C-H-A-C-H
Many other people: No stupid, it is spelled C-H-O-C-H
Person1: Yeah you stupid choch

by chochspeller November 29, 2013

chach

It can also be used in the context of "chachbag". A chachbag is someone who is convinced of being cool when in all actuality is the polar opposite. They tend to piss off and anger all those around them, making living with a chachbag one of the most difficult tasks in the world. Furthermore, a chachbag usually cannot make friends of his own age therefore causing him to look to younger adolescents for friendship (because they don't know any better). A chachbag is the single handed worst word you can use to describe a male human being. It also has references to strong tendencies of homosexuality and masterbation. A chachbag can be indentified when all his friends begin to hate him for his annoyance and homosexual behavior.

Wow, Jake is totally a chachbag.

by Military Proverb December 28, 2005

Chacne

When one has an exorbitant amount of acne on their chest.

Did you see Britney Spears' chacne when she was on the VMA's?

by Celebinsider February 2, 2009

Chacker

A person who attacks a network or system with the intent of covering up or finding holes in security; unless you offend them. Then they attack it with the intent of destroying data, or wrecking the system. A combination of a Hacker and Cracker. A hacker is for good purposes (by definition) and a Cracker has malicious intent.

A business hires a Chacker to find holes in security, but then tells hime he won't be making as much as promised. He then finds all of the holes, exploits them, and makes them bigger and easier to get through.

by Roger & Eric --EIT Class of NDP0904 October 27, 2005

Chacking

A fetish performed during anal sex in which the "receiver" gets any clump of hair on their body sucked and chewed vigorously with each thrust. This is done repeatedly and completely randomly back and forth between partners. Also may involve quoting of classic cartoons such as Jestons, Flintstones, Yogi bear, etc.

Guy1: Dude...do you chack?
Guy2: Hell yeah!! OH MAN you shoulda seen me chackin' last night! I was on fire man. I swear I must've had five pounds of hair between my teeth.
Guy1: Aw no way, man! I was chacking this morning. I had her screaming things from the Smurfs.

by ALEXICUS/REVXN May 20, 2009

chach

COCAINE.. White powder that goes in your nose and fucks you up

Man last night was fucked, we were so CHACHED up!

by kamikazehh August 27, 2006

Hot Chachi

N. A method of getting drunk where the alcohol is delivered directly to the blood stream by means of rectal absorption. The preferred method requires insertion of an airline shooter in the anus and standing on ones head. Named after Chachi from the TV show, a good boy that never drank.

James hated the taste of alcohol but he liked getting drunk so he started his evenings with a Hot Chachi or two.

by drunken sailor April 27, 2006