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Catholic Tip

Common phrase for Phimosis

which occurs mainly with Catholics
Mary: he's good craic but he's shite in bed 'cos of his Catholic tip
Deirdre: Ah sure look it, my séan is the same
by Corkfella February 4, 2018
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Geibel Catholic

1. A school full of horny fuck boys and slutty girls
2. A place where white people work for less than Mexicans

3. A place where girls have a competition on who can show the most ass in their skirts
1. Jeremy: Man did you see that Geibel Catholic thot over there?
Enzo: Dude that’s my sister
by bob sagets saggy balls March 22, 2019
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Secular Catholic

1. Somebody who is Catholic, but pushes for secularism in society and doesn't violate people's agency and only discusses their faith in the context of discussing theology.
"Damn, Jessie is so cool. She never gives me shit about my gender identity."

"Well, yeah, she's secular Catholic. She doesn't give a shit because she's going to love you even if you don't love her and love the SHIT out of God while keeping that shit on the low unless you ask. She's B A S E D."
by weekly-bread September 11, 2020
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Catholic Virgin

A practicing Catholic of either gender who recognizes the dignity of their own sexuality and the gift of new human life which arises from sexual intercourse. In appreciation and gratitude for this amazing gift, the practicing Catholic refrains from all sexual encounters before sacramental marriage (the type of purity practiced by singles and referred to as continence). This self-denial builds the life-long habit (a.k.a. virtue) of purity.

After marriage, the couple continues to practice this life-long habit of purity by only engaging in sexual intercourse with their spouse (conjugal purity). They refrain from other forms of sexual activity, such as anal and oral sexual practices, out of mutual respect for each other's bodies and the dignity of their reproductive capacities. Likewise, they refrain from having sexual encounters with anyone other than their spouse in recognition of the spiritual bond of love and unity which flows between them in the sacramental marriage covenant. A breach of this covenant through sexual infidelity is referred to as adultery and considered to be a grave violation of the marriage union, the natural law, and the human dignity of both spouses.
Non-Catholic: Do you know what's wrong with all those Catholic Virgins? I don't get it: they're like completely medieval and won't have sex or anything.

Practicing Catholic: Catholic Virgins, such as myself, respect our bodies as dwelling places of God and vehicles of bringing life into the world. There is no more incredible natural gift, so we cherish it by saving ourselves exclusively for our spouses.
by PracticingCatholic April 6, 2016
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Burke catholic

You spelt “douche bag druggies with shitty cocain” wrong
burke Catholic sucks at all sports because they’re too drugged up
by Coonslayer69 December 29, 2017
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catholic high

Man these computers suck penis
by Anonymous October 14, 2003
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catholic girl

duerrs wet dream, as in a girl who is a practicing catholic
one who loves the catholic religion, aka good catholic girl
by mr baznick December 31, 2004
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