cartonic

car-TON-ic (adj): A condition where an appearance or an occurrence possesses or takes-on qualities most often associated with cartoons. For instance, when a mouse literally smashes a cat's face flat with an ironing board; alternatively, an individual with an hilariously bulbous nose and a bubbly voice.

antonyms: reality

1. I stubbed my toe which then swelled up to cartonic proportions.
2. I saw Penelope Cruz in person and my tongue actually dropped to the floor and rolled out like a little red carpet with its own tiny paparazzi. It was sorta cartonic.
3. My cartonic grandfather is rather diminutive, blue, has a beard, wears a red cap with matching pants and no shirt.

by Matthew November 21, 2005

Canton

Canton is a city is Ohio, which people claim hicks live there. (Sorry if your definiton of hick is someone who doesnt say 'dude' every other fuckign word and has a I.Q higher than 100.) Canton has the football hall of fame which is sweet. To bad for the stupid fucks who say it sucks, they cannot afford to get into it. The only downside to it is that stupid contractors built many small homes in the area which may make it look dumb. Even I think those houses should be torn down and those fucks should have to move to someplace worse like anywhere in Vermont. It does have it share of african americans which is good but as you can tell people using the word 'ghetto',the are pretty much racist assholes and shun black people. which is wrong. Canton is a great city.

Canton is the best city in America!

by [e.99]Miracle September 4, 2004

Catonsville

a place where 13 year old hollister girls can smoke some shit, have sex, and hook up with 13 year old skaters and totally get away with it.

catonsville;
a place for faggets.

by biotcha June 26, 2008

Spicy Canton

Secret sexual position from the East, clearly revealing the Face of God in the woman's cunt hole.

Famous atheist Richard Dawkins writes his wife a Post-It, "I beg you Marian, don't reveal the secret of the Spicy Canton, it will ruin my career!"

by vandawk8 November 25, 2014

Cascone

In terms of card games, notably the game Asshole, it is defined as taking something small and making it into something much larger.

Having a pair of two's and then following it up with a pair of Kings

by T.J Kasky September 30, 2003

Cantonese Cartwheel

Its the best fucking frozen candy bar!

I'm hungry. Oh shit, hook it up with a Cantonese Cartwheel.

by JerkFace22 July 5, 2009

Casting Party

A party where all the participants hold a bottle of alcohol (Mad Dog, Jack Daniels, Tequila,...) in their hand and then wrap it in tape - so much tape that it looks like their hand and wrist look like they are wearing a cast. White tape - especially white Hockey tape - is the best to use. It holds tight when wet, and really looks like a cast when enough is applied.

Once the "cast" has been applied, the bottle is opened, and the cap is thrown away. The bottle can only be removed when it has been emptied. By the time that happens, doing a "high five" with someone else (using their cast hand) is typically the method of celebration. Cut and sliced hands are not uncommon - but you're so wasted it doesn't matter!

Note: If you are a "pro" you can cast BOTH hands! This brings in certain factors. Most immediate is recruiting someone when you have to pee. Usually this is your girlfriend, though anyone of the opposite sex will do. This can start - or end - a relationship. This is a remarkably good icebreaker, especially if she is also wasted!

I was so wasted last weekend. I went to a casting party and woke up with broken glass in my hands.

by T-Reno December 7, 2010