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Castle Rock

A very awesome place located in Douglas County, Colorado between Denver and Colorado Springs. It is bisected by Interstate 25 and is home to around 50,000 people. Castle Rock is an extremely nice and beautiful place to live since it is located in the hills directly adjacent to Colorado's high mountain ranges. The downtown is historic, extremely well-kept and very charming and nice. Even better is the rock-capped butte (The "Castle Rock") that rises from the northeast side of downtown. In the winter, a star is lighted at night atop "The Rock."

It often snows more than in Denver and Colorado Springs and is a bit cooler in summer due to the higher elevation, and it is also quite windy year-round but the wind is only a small negative aspect when compared to the numerous positives.

Many residents, specifically teenagers, complain endlessly that there's "nothing to do" in Castle Rock because it's "boring." Let me tell you, Castle Rock is only boring if you make it boring. Hiking up the rock and taking in the view never gets old. Sure, there isn't much to do as far as man-made entertainment, but all that is only a 20-minute drive north to Lone Tree. For stuff do do, get off your lazy ass and explore the Colorado wilderness that is your backyard because you're lucky to have it compared to someone who lives in a REAL boring place like Kansas.

I love Castle Rock!
Person from Aurora: Man, I wish I lived in Castle Rock. It's so flat and dull on the plains. You can actually see the mountains from Castle Rock!
by Gio422 January 4, 2011
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Alabamy Sand Castle

When during an anal sex creampie, you carry her to the kitty litter box with your dick still inside of her anus and then have her cum-fart into the catbox for the cat to bury.
I gave this girl an ALABAMA SAND CASTLE last week, her cat hid the pie in the castle. She's gettin' the ol' alabamy sand castle after we get cat litter.
by barkingspider September 26, 2011
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Castleton State College

A small college in Southern Vermont with a moderately nice campus, but nothing to actually make it stand out. 90% of the student population are drunks, and 99% of the student population are self obsessed, preppie wiggers.

The teachers are nice, however, and seem to actually and genuinely give a shit about the students. (This is not recognized by the wigger population, because they are generally too drunk to care, and always too self obsessed to consider anyone who doesn't bow down and lick the shit out of their ass a good person.)
Man: Castleton State College? Fuck that shit.
Man 2: Fuck YOU wigger ass preppie fucker.
by Styxhexenhammer August 29, 2009
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storming the castle

putting the moves on a girl, seducing a lady friend in hope of getting some.
by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 12, 2007
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Castle Rock

Located at the heart of the vape nation. Only the fattest clouds are ripped here. If you come here you can meet living vape gods just by going to the Maverick after dark. Sometimes referred to as C-Rock everyone knows this place is totally "lit" fam.
Suh dude welcome to Castle Rock home of the fattest cloud rippers on the planet.
Wow Castle Rock is home of so many pot heads and vape gods.
by Vape Nation 420 June 18, 2016
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Castle

Home, shack, casa or crib. Where you live. Even if you don't live in a castle (which most of us don't.)
"We can straight up chill at my castle yo."

"I wanna take you back to my castle baby."
by Katie Slim [Be-Bop] January 8, 2009
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New Castle Pennsylvania

Lazy and Stupid unfortunately describes a large portion of the citizens of this city. One time, a short time ago companies like Rockwell International (two plants), Shenango China, Pennsylvania Electric, Mesta Machine, United Engineering, New Castle Refractories and many more were all located here and employed thousands, hell tens of thousands! Now, all have gone away, no matter!! Goverment programs have filled the void, welfare, workers comp, unemployment benefits, Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid and many more, why work? There are a few idiotic companies trying to make a difference in this shithole town, dumbasses!! WHY WORK WHEN GOVERMENT PROGRAMS ARE FREE?????????
New Castle PennsylvaniaStupid- Only skills on resume- pushing carts at Wal-Mart
Ignorant- The world owes them something.
A-Holes-"Do you know who I am?" Everybody thinbks they are someone when in reality, they are nobody! There are "somebodies" in this town but they don't need ask the question because they are someone and the people that matter, do know.
by psugar March 3, 2010
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