Carlos

Has an extremely micro penis and is really careful with what he says.

Carlos never curses.

by Anonymous[284] April 15, 2019

Carlos

a bitch ass nigga that has a smelly ass mouth with no hygiene

ew is that fat nigga carlos over there

by sniffass December 24, 2021

Carlos

Carlos is a Mexican Crackhead who smokes and do other drugs all the time he pretty much likes taking showers in rivers and sewer’ he has a cock about the size of a turtle he can sometimes smell like tacos or Valentina sauce but Carlos can be a really cool guy and will make you laugh and he likes staying fit at all time.

Oh Watch Out Crackhead Carlos Is Coming With Another Superpower he might make a dildo Appear.

Carlos bro your too freaking funny man.

by HotDogDealer69 October 17, 2019

Carlos

You eat too god damn much precious

You eat like a Carlos

by Ccthb January 27, 2020

Carlos

Carlos: That one fucker that made awful ass jokes in the show The Magic School Bus.

“Why do cows not have feet? Because they lactose!!”
In unison: “CARLOS!!!!!”

by Lololololfightme March 9, 2019

Carlos

Someone who likes sucking sausage at night. Usually available at 12-1am. Nickname lil spooky (AKA) Perra!!!

Go pick Carlos (Perra) up he'll leave you empty.

by El pimp 69 September 21, 2017

Carlos

he is a lost squirrel looking for his lost nuts

carlos lost his nuts in a tree and cant get them

by eaglesrule13 May 7, 2018