Rubbing Cabbage

When you are so vegan that you refuse to come in contact with any form of meat. So rather than having intercourse with a different sex, you'd instead get off by rubbing vegtables against your genitalia.

Also known as "Clapping Vegan Cheeks"

I only get off to rubbing cabbage, I ain't no fake vegan fucking those meaty people.

by Booty Consumer November 15, 2018

Smurf Cabbage

A sexual act consisting of consuming a shredded cabbage garnish laid upon a blue waffle.

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned."
"Unburden yourself my child."
"I ate Vanessas' smurf cabbage, and I am ashamed."

by Shabanga95 February 13, 2019

Inept Cabbage Head

To be an Inept Cabbage Head is to have the equal brain capacity of Sir Steve Bruce

Inept Cabbage Head is to be a constant failure, a Girthy piece of meat and have the football knowledge of a an American.

by Rusty1201 October 20, 2021

butter the cabbage

1. During sexual intercourse in the doggy-style position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's butt cheeks.

2. Rubbing ejaculate into the butt cheeks.

1. I was fucking her doggy and instead of giving her a creampie, I decided to butter the cabbage.

2. "If a man's a gentleman, he may butter my cabbage."
(Porn Queen, from web series Mouthpieces on hungrmantv.com)

by GreggMo February 12, 2012

strain the cabbage

to go and have a piss

I'm going to strain the cabbage

by sdimom747 June 12, 2018

Cabbage patch face

Someone with a fat face like a cabbage patch doll

My ex trish has a cabbage patch face

by Smalltalk0k March 13, 2016

Cabbage Facepunch

When you are fucking at mach 10 and slip into her ass by accident , she turns around and flips out so you punch her in the face.

Man i totally cabbage facepunched my ex last night.

by Sawatis February 16, 2019