captain's log

What Spock found floating in the toilet.

Captain's Log: Stardate 3423:87

Spock advised me that I need more fiber in my diet.

by Tubular Bells April 17, 2011

Captain Rhodes

Joe Pilato's character in Day of the Dead. Universally known to be a badass although he doesn't actually do anything badass, apart from bad mouth all the other characters and yell at zombies.

Still cool.

CHOOOOOKE ON 'EM! says Captain Rhodes.

by Phantom Definition Writer December 28, 2005

Captain of the Red Sea

A man willing and proud to sail the bloody waters of his mate's vagina.

Did you hear about Keith? He was the Greatest Captain of the Red Sea that ever lived.

by Ragecano March 1, 2011

Captain Bettypants

Someone who likes to gamble alot.

Dockers at $4.20, what do you think of that Captain Bettypants?

by Medhurst June 28, 2006

Captain SS

Also known as Rick Rea

Person 1: Dude look its gay rick

Person 2: No dude that Captain SS

Rick: *sobs* Now I have to go self suck myself

Person 1 & 2 : AHAHAHAHA

by Captain SS March 6, 2009

Captain Adventure

An awesome man who stands near creeks hoping to catch many fish. A two-fisted humdinger and a regular old go-to-heck. He's a genuine supraman, composed of twisted blue steel and sex appeal.

It's a bird! It's a plane! No! It's Captain Adventure!

by Ramblin Shmoopy January 12, 2011

captain hard-ass

A term for someone who wrongly believes that they are the toughest person on the planet. Usually seen wearing TapouT apparel and driving oversized pickup trucks with loud exhaust and underglows. Most likely either a very short guy that has an inferiority complex or a latent homosexual. Usually seen only in the company of other captain hard-asses

Did you see that jacked up truck with that scrawny guy driving it?
Yeah, captain hard-ass was behind the wheel wearing his TapouT shirt.

by KickdinthaBag October 6, 2010