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Douche canoe

A viewer of the popular YouTube podcast, Half Brown All Town.
I saw Graham watching the podcast yesterday. He's such a douche canoe.
by Palestrom August 7, 2016
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Sewer canoe

A long and firm poo that floats. Found floating through the sewer pipes.
I lifted the drain cover and saw a number of sewer canoe’s floating by.
by Charry buckle December 15, 2020
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fuzzy canoe

by GennyBean August 17, 2021
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Front Canoe

The term for a woman’s vagina that’s out if the norm.
Bro Jessica let me touch her front canoe last night! It was hotter than a summer day in the desert!
by Chodechild89 August 31, 2021
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Blue canoe

The excellent early Elton John song “Where to Now St. Peter” is about a mortally wounded Civil War Confederate (southern) soldier who takes a “blue canoe.” This means he got shot by a Union (northern) soldier. The Union soldiers wore blue uniforms, they were nicknamed the blues. The Confederate soldiers wore gray uniforms, they were nicknamed the grays. A blue canoe is a round or volley fired by a Union soldier.
“I took myself a blue canoe” is the first line in “Where to Now St. Peter.”
by Cumbre Vieja April 6, 2023
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douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.
My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.
by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023
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Boose Canoe

my friend todd is a total boose Canoe.
by Boosiestcanoer November 8, 2018
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