Sewer Canoe

Poop

A Sewer Canoe is an alternative way of describing a poop

by Kurtis Webster March 16, 2022

Douche Canoe

Being such a douchebag that no one can stand to be around you.

I cannot stand another week playing beer pong with that Douche Canoe Andrew.

by Pizza head August 17, 2015

douche canoe

A person who lies and cheats which is also a punk bish. Usually answers by the name Courtney.

My punk bish ex-sister in-law is a total douche canoe.

by _moosedrool_ May 13, 2023

dragging canoe

walking around with a turd in your underpants

I was a mile from home, I'd been turtling for an hour, I'd already touched cloth a couple times, and that log slid right out. I was dragging canoe the whole rest of the way.

by sliveredham March 7, 2019

fuzzy canoe

Slang word for a hairy pussy

That girl has a fuzzy canoe!

by GennyBean August 17, 2021

Goo Canoe

A term to describe a wide gapped vagina tramp-whore that has semen in and on her.

I just bust a nut in the old goo canoe.

by 504nolagrits May 25, 2016

mook canoe

A mook is an idiot
A mook canoe is a canoe full of them

Steve: I fucked up with my wife, she caught me beating off to amputee midget porn
Jim: You're a fucking mook canoe

by Kampfgruppe May 12, 2017