Canadian Towelette

A Canadian Towelette is when you dip your balls into a glass of beer (whether it is your own or someone else's largely depends on how drunk you are) and then gently lay them across someone's forehead. This is much easier to accomplish if they are passed out. The mixture of ball sweat and beer will slowly trickle down their face, much like a moist towelette.

"Damn, look at Lee's face! Why's it all wet like that?"

"Aw bro, he was being a dick and passed out so I took his beer, dipped my balls in it and gave him the ol' Canadian Towelette."

"Holy shit! Dude just woke up and took a swig! Haha, what a stupid chud!"

by Elindale January 6, 2010

Canadian Tacklebox

While one pleasures a partner with a hockey puck, just prior to orgasm, one slaps the receiver in the face with a large predatory game fish coated in maple syrup. Afterwards it is generally customary to split a molson as a sign of good faith.

Why do you have a salmon behind your nightstand? For a good ole canadian tacklebox doncha know?"

by CptBigSack October 1, 2015

Canadian geese

Canadian anger vessels

You know why Canadians are never mad, Canadian Geese

by Bowsercrusher19 June 21, 2019

Canadian Robbery

When you break into someone's house and leave them things instead of steal.

Pulled a Canadian Robbery last night. Broke into buddys house and left a pie in his fridge

by Tatathereretard April 5, 2020

The Canadian Way

To do something (The Canadian Way) it means to do something confidently calmly and right

Guy1 “Yo he had a nice shot”
Guy2 “Yeah he did that The Canadian Way”

by Unknown2169214567 May 26, 2020

canadian aftershave

The odor left on ones face after having a putrid smelling hockey glove pressed into it.

That hoser took some whacks at our goalie after the whistle so I had to give him a dose of the Canadian Aftershave, eh?

by DJ Hotpocket May 23, 2016

Canadian pecker

When one slams their nose into the arse hole of another in a quick repetitive motion whilst in the snow or other frigid environment.

I gave Betty the Canadian pecker in the parking lot of Tim Hortons last night.

by RockSpringfield January 11, 2017